And now, a break from our regularly scheduled programing for a story from my past. Enjoy. (more…)
Archive for September, 2009
Day of the Seagull
September 30, 2009Dirty Chunky Butt Vomit
September 29, 2009Now I’m sure you’re probably wondering about that title, but I’m afraid that butt vomit is not the beginning of this story, so you’re going to have to read a bunch of semi-related stuff first, before you get to that part. I suppose you could skip ahead but that would just ruin the fun. Anyway, the story:
It was a dark and stormy night… well ok, it was actually a bright, clear day, however, trapped as I was in my sixth period Spanish class, I was utterly unable to enjoy it. The room was hot, I was thirsty, and my teacher was asking me to conjugate Spanish verbs in the present progressive tense. As it was a block day, I’d been in the classroom for nearly two hours, and although it would soon be over, I wasn’t sure I was going to make it. (more…)
Muses Times Two
September 23, 2009Today was a “block day” at Carp High, meaning that we had only three of six periods, but we had those three for twice as long. That means double muses (theater class). When theater class began, we still hadn’t figured out which of two plays we would be doing, so Mrs. Unruh (AKA “The Roo”) set us to doing improvisational skits. I, of course paired up with David, and we subsequently absorbed Micheal into our group, as we needed three. We then left the room to plan out our skit. (more…)
The Spider and the Gun
September 16, 2009After cross country practice was over with today, David and I set off in his car. After a stop by the store to get candy, and another stop at Carl’s Junior, we ended up sitting in my room, browsing Facebook. At one point, after he had just re-logged in I leaned back from my desk in my office chair, making the front wheels lift off the ground. I saw that on the laptop which he was using, which I owned, Firefox was offering to save his Facebook password. This opportunity was just too good to pass up, so I reached over and clicked the “save password” button. At this point gravity was pulling fairly fiercely upon me and my chair was threatening to fall over backwards. David then gave me a small shove and I toppled backwards, laughing my head off. I didn’t even try to get up afterwords, I just lay there laughing. (more…)
Carl’s Junior Hilarity
September 14, 2009Today I was at Carl’s Junior with David, Angela, Jay, Charlie, and Chris. As we sat in the booth eating, Angela asked me who I was going to the upcoming school dance with. I wasn’t going with anyone so I jokingly said, “Ma diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!” (my dick).
Also jokingly, Angela responded, “Me too!” (more…)
Back to the Weekend
September 11, 2009Tonight there was a showing of Back to the Future in the park down by the beach. David and I set off to view said showing with the-person-who-David-is-taking-to-the-dance-but-who-isn’t-his-girl-friend, as well as her/our friends Annie and Danni. When we arrived, we found that many of our other friends were there as well, and we were soon apart of a multi-friend conglomerate. (more…)
The First Race
September 10, 2009Today was the first race of the cross country season for my team. We left school at lunch time and set off by bus to Waller Park, and while I don’t know where Waller park is, I do know that the bus ride took about two hours. Said bus ride was fairly uneventful. Much music was played, and many songs were sung along to, but that’s about it. Once we arrived however, the fun began. (more…)
Mission Impossible: Ferris Bueller Edition
September 8, 2009It was the first day back at school after the long weekend today. After the final bell rang I walked to my locker to retrieve my stuff, just like I always do. (more…)
